its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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