this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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