I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
this is an emotional support booty call
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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