He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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