its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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