she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
