dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
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My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Omg I joined a choir last night...
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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