I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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