I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize