You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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