I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
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I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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