3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I need a hoe opinion
go on
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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