She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
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We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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