My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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