I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Randomize
