So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Randomize
