Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
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hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
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I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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