waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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