i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
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So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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