Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
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I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
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best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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