i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
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Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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