and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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