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got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
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There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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