I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I can't put those talents on a resume
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You were trust falling into bushes
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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