I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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