I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
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