i don't plan on having that self control this summer
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
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Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
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You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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