I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
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I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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