So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
and i looked up. we had an audience...
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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