didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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