i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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