Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Randomize