took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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