was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Do plants get herpes?
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