We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Walk of Shame today included voting.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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