I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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