question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
she smelled like a LAN party
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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