I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
