He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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