Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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