I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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