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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me

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  It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous

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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.

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  I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.

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• (845): View more from New York

  would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?

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  Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?

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• (347): View more from New York

  When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life

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• (310): View more from California

  How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.

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• (510): View more from California

  This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...

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