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(205): View more from Alabama

So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.

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(415): View more from California

I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.

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(845): View more from New York

I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount

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(703): View more from Virginia

The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere

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(613): View more from Ontario

I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.

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(214): View more from Texas

WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial

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