: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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