You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
25 Of The Most Common Life Mistakes Young People Make
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.