Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
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