He is like the real live version of the state fair..
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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