one two three fourrrrnication!
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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