Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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