You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
