i don't plan on having that self control this summer
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Randomize
