he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
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no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
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New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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