so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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