are you so shy because you have an std?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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