I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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