evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
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GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
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I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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