So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
My ass is underappreciated
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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