I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
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My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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