Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
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I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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