What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
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he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
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I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
the raccoons are back...
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