I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
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We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
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All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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